I like to cut back on the food shoved in the mouth during a major taper. No need to put on a couple extra pounds right before the event. Per the rumor, one extra pound of weight is equal to three pounds when running. No thanks!

I am especially trying to cut back on the carbohydrates during the dinner meal. Here is tonight’s meal - peas with olive oil, salmon, and 19 noodles. My wife said, “Are you serious, is this a joke?”. I said, “No baby, it’s taper time!” (in a Barry White voice)

Now if I could only have stopped eating my son’s Cheddar Bunnies during the afternoon.

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